For Thanksgiving 2011, I was Canadian.
We had the big family-and-friends gathering on the prior Saturday, complete with two deep-fried turkeys, 26 hungry people, enough green-bean casserole to choke at least one turkey, two helpings of the butternut squash souffle that causes riots (I moved fast), applause for my blue-ribbon date bread (nobody believes I can cook), a promise to teach me to make pie crust, and only one inquiry about why no man has snapped me up yet.
On Wednesday afternoon, I got on the plane for Las Vegas.
Checking out Las Vegas is #16 on the Life List, having earned its spot way back when I read Robert Venturi’s Learning from Las Vegas. Venturi wrote about how the casinos on the Strip are “decorated sheds” that are splashy and noticeable for no more purpose than to be signs for themselves. They are celebrity buildings!
The fascination of Las Vegas’ celebrity buildings, to me, is that they’re not merely “famous for being famous” — they’re famous for pastiching famous places in ways that drain the place of meaning. So I stayed (for cheap) in a fantasy knock-off of Camelot in which valet parking was the closest approach to chivalry and protection of civilization. As far as adjacent New York, New York — don’t get any ideas about huddled masses. This is Vegas, baby!
Lust
In planning my trip, I hadn’t realized I’d get in relatively early on Wednesday night. My first thought was to try to squeeze in a show, but the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is not a great night for live performances, unless I wanted the sorts of shows where girls wear very little and then decide it’s too hot for even that. While I’m all in favor of broadening my experiences, I could see that locally for a lot cheaper. (Answer: it depends who double-dog dares me and under what circumstances. All dares must include the statutory two dogs.) Read the rest of this entry »