These are election beans for three reasons:
1. They offer a nutritious meal for about $1 per serving, which is handy if you’re not in the 1%.
2. They can sit in the oven for hours while election coverage drags on; indeed, they’ll be better if Ohio is still being disputed three days later.
3. [insert beans/hot air joke of your choice here]
You’re almost dreading what I’ll propose as election music, aren’t you? Parody is offensive; seriousness is divisive. Art is… well, art’s not uncontroversial, but it’s often allusive and enticing enough to give something to chew on (other than undercooked beans, a fate we’ll try to avoid).
The Mynabirds’ (official site) jumping-off point for its sophomore album Generals (buy on iTunes) is art: notably, Richard Avedon’s photograph The Generals of the Daughters of the American Revolution. This does not mean that Generals is going to be Americana, though there’s a good deal of clapping and a few moments that have the resonance of spirituals. It’s unabashedly a pop album, not averse to some queasy electronic discord. In places, it has a beat and can be danced to. Upon reflection — Generals is what you’d get as a soundtrack if David Lynch made a war movie (and is probably the best case for why Lynch should do this). Since I’m about to go track-by-track (as a bean-counter should), people who are averse to impulse buys may want to queue up Spotify and share a listen.
For $1, you can help start a new record label.
A sudden urge to make tamale pie is not a source of pride. Tamale pie is among the most Americanized of pseudo-Mexican foods, with the bonus onus of lacking the hipster cred that’s been accrued by giant corporate burritos.
This chili will clear your sinuses.
Since I’ve been planning to explore Middle Eastern food, I was delighted to find a little
At 114 degrees with crushing humidity, one starts to wistfully contemplate the cuisines of peoples of the Mediterranean crescent, who not only endured a hot climate before air conditioning, but who summoned the energy to start Western civilization. Let us hum a few bars for hummus!
I owe some cows an apology.
Saturday afternoon when one’s immersed in small containers of acrylic paint is an excellent time for comfort food.
Comfort food awaits. This is my fourth rendition (but first admission) of a recipe for turkey chili that I now can’t find, but since Googling indicates the proportions are pretty standard, I’m not going to sweat it. (Indeed, sweating it would have required being more generous with the chili powder.)
How difficult is it to invent a multi-ethnic taco? A couple days back, a
It’s time to start giving a box score on how many of my
Look at those glossy boneless, skinless, featherless, characterless chicken breast strips! Could they… taste like food?







