Last week’s adventures in potato pancakes had left me with a surfeit of little red potatoes. This week’s adventures in grocery shopping had left me with a pack of mild white fish that I bought solely because it was 50% off.
By a process of reasoning to be detailed below, this led to the entirely obvious decision to invent Irish-Italian fusion cuisine, starting with Mild White Fish Puttanesca.
My original plan was to accompany this with Celtic punk rock, as I’ve been known to like that sort of thing. However, every band I tried on Thursday night seemed to be attempting Celtic metalcore… until I stumbled onto the ultimate fusion band. Can you say “Celtic-Slavic-Klezmer-Cajun fusion”?